“So.. under the standard 12 month warranty if I get pissed off and throw a glass at it- it’s not covered, right?”
“…um…no, it wouldn’t be”
“BUT, under your super duper whateverhappens warranty it WOULD be?”
“…well, yes accidental damage is covered……BUT um… malicious… damage probably wouldnt be”
“Ohhhh…SO- if I accidentely DROP a glass on it from across the room- it WOULD be covered.”
“GREAT. We’ll take it.
“Honey- could you please stop telling him your going to throw a glass at the new TV?”
“Wha..? Oh. Sorry.”