the man in the shiny red helmet

David and I are driving along, there is a man on a motorcycle in front of us. Going a bit slow, but not so slow as to be annoying. We’re chatting but eventually our conversation slows, and then stops. So, I look out the windshield. Suddenly- the man on the bike slowly stands up and waggles his butt at us. Side to side, side to side, side to side, and then he sits down again!

“Did you SEE that?” I ask “He just waggled his arse at us!!!”

“Yeah! What does HE want? Cause I’m not interested!”

“I can’t believe he just…waggled it like that”

“Yeah. I wonder what he thought he was doing?!”

“I feel so…molested.”

“I feel dirty.”

“…”

“…”

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4 responses to this post.

  1. I’m guessing his bum was sore from the seat and he was stretching. I’m sure it was a sight though!

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  2. Posted by ering1 on July 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    No no- it was definetly a waggle!!! It was so funny!

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  3. LOL! I just wonder which one of you he was flirting with!!! LOL!

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  4. Posted by ering1 on July 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    My husband insists it was him!

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