While the eldest children are making pumpkin pie in the kitchen…
Devon (14)- “WHAT! WHY are you biting my sleeve?”
Olivia (11)- *laughs hysterically* “I don’t know!”
Devon- “You can’t just go around biting other peoples sleeves!”
Olivia- “Well, you can’t just go around biting other peoples wrists!”
Devon- “I don’t.”
Slightly maniacal laughter from both follows
Mom- (from the other room) “Have you two been drinking?”
Undefeated Army of One 